Rammed!

It looks like the Eliminizer is slowly stabilizing, and the NFL has run out of surprises.

Except for: St. Louis 30, Washington (-3.5) 16

So long,

Matthew Vegh

Brian

Everyone else, brace yourself for a long winter of watching your chicken index.

How 'bout them Cowboys!

Gah! Don't lose track of Mike Martz... He'll pop up where you least expect him, and drive you right from the Eliminizer.


Dallas (-7) 20, Chicago 27

Sean McLeod

Charles Shagong

Aron Wallaker

Aaron Stein

If there's anything more humiliating then failing week 2 of an Eliminizer, it's failing week 2 of your very own Eliminizer.

Week 1

Not a massacre, and not a pushover. This year's opener was just right!

"Tell Pete Carroll thank you very much for kicking our tails. It was good medicine, and we're going to take it." -- Mike Singletary

And you two will take it, as well. Seattle 31, San Francisco (-3) 6

John Lin

Darren White

And if you managed to stay up 'till 1:15 this morning, you'll already know that San Diego came up short against KC's incredible air assault. Kansas City 21, San Diego (-4.5) 14

Jason Zoss

Scott Dabney

Kris

Ryan Penty

Horace Lee