Nothing to see here

Everyone survived week 7, so please play with this hideous image revolver until Sunday.

What are YOU thankful for?

I'm thankful for the Washington Redskins, who lost on the last play of the game, to what appeared to be a flag-football team from St. Louis.

Everyone, bow your heads and pretend to be serious as we say goodbye to:

IDJI IDiddy

  

Hedges

  and  

Kris

  

And now, five of the bravest men you'll ever meet are all that's left of this year's eliminizer.

Happy Birthday!

It wasn't the massacre that we all hoped for, but we did lose:

Asanka

  
That's what you get when you don't follow the crowd, kids!

Meanwhile, in Bizarro World: Dallas and Carolina lost, Philly won, and Bizarro Asanka has been impossible to deal with all day.

Possible trap spotted

Week 5 is shaping up to be an Eliminizer bloodbath: A bunch of closely-matched games, and CIN@DAL, which is impossible to resist.

Or do you risk being the one asshole who passed on the blow-out?