NFL season suddenly more enjoyable for 6 people

As required by Eliminator Law, the NFL has been turned upside down on the first weekend, and several innocent bystanders were caught up in the mayhem.

"It's sickening," Super Bowl MVP Peyton Manning said. "First game new stadium, fifteenth game of the season - same stadium. It's really disappointing to lose."

It sure is, Payton!

, and all think that you need to step out of your brother's shadow and get some confidence.

Meanwhile and were betrayed by cats and has bolted from the contest.

To everyone else: Good luck in week 2. Really.