It's a trap!

3-0 Broncos against the 0-3 Chefs?
Jay Cutler's QB rating over 100, is it?
KC hasn't won since October 2007, you say?

That's the oldest trick in the book!

Chefs 33, Broncos 19.

Say goodbye to:

Dan Kim

  

Mike Robinson

  

Blair

Pew! Pew!

Two more contestants picked off!

So long, . Indianapolis (-5.5) 21, Jacksonville 23

Adios, . New England (-12.5) 13, Miami 38

Now we enter the "slow burn" phase of the Eliminizer, as the games get easier and easier to pick.

Also:
  Asanka  2006 NFL Eliminizer Champion, Cowardly
is now:
  Asanka  2006 NFL Eliminizer Champion, Cowardly
because he had the Eskimos game wrong by forty points.

Interesting Eliminizer side-challenge

Asanka -- 2006 NFL Eliminizer Champion, Cowardly -- argues that his title deserves as much respect as Erik's 2005 CFL Eliminizer Champion.

In fairness to everyone, he's been forced to predict CFL Week 13 winners. If he gets all four games right, his title will be send out for gold leafing.

me: here's an opportunity for you:

if you can correctly predict all 4 CFL games this weekend, I'll golderize your title

WIN@HAM, TOR@CAL, BC@SASK, EDM@MON

you have 30 seconds

Asanka: Win, Cal, BC, edm

me: done

Asanka: nice

now I have a reason to watch cfl this weekend

me: no. you still don't

Asanka: yeah I guess that's true

One is the loneliest number

There is no greater shame then the solo eliminization, unless overtime and Mike Martz are involved.


Seattle (-6.5) 30, San Francisco 33

NFL season suddenly more enjoyable for 6 people

As required by Eliminator Law, the NFL has been turned upside down on the first weekend, and several innocent bystanders were caught up in the mayhem.

"It's sickening," Super Bowl MVP Peyton Manning said. "First game new stadium, fifteenth game of the season - same stadium. It's really disappointing to lose."

It sure is, Payton!

, and all think that you need to step out of your brother's shadow and get some confidence.

Meanwhile and were betrayed by cats and has bolted from the contest.

To everyone else: Good luck in week 2. Really.

Mike Robinson looks disgrace in the eyes...

... and lives to tell the tale. Giants 16, Skins 7.

Note that we have no head-to-head picks on Sunday, so there's a remote chance of everyone else being eliminized. Now, that's a disgrace!