Thank YOU, Ben Roethlisberger

The hapless Oakland Raiders knock off the defending SuperBowl champs, and I'm out of the Eliminizer. If you missed the game, here's all you need to know:

3-7-OAK 7 (9:49 4th Quarter) (Shotgun) 7-B.Roethlisberger pass short middle INTERCEPTED by 23-C.Carr at OAK 0. 23-C.Carr for 100 yards, TOUCHDOWN.

This is the most public of my many humiliations.