Yawn

As with every eliminizer before it, the 2005 campaign saw much carnage in the first weekend of play. Gone are:

              

If you squint hard enough, the collage of pictures looks like Mike Martz giving you the finger while shoving a banana up your tailpipe.

OH DEAR GOD, NOT AGAIN!

Hello, and welcome to the 2005 NFL Eliminizer Challenge!

The rules are the same as years past, as is the prize distribution.

Don't forget that the NFL season starts off this Thursday, so go ahead and make your first -- and possibly last -- pick.