Seahawked! Bengaled!

And then there were two.

• Mike Robinson doesn't know his birds. Cardinals over Seahawks 25-17.
• Aaron Stein -- last year's grand champion, and the only man on the planet to never miss an Eliminizer pick -- got bamboozled by the Bengals.

Now we find ourselves with two contestants owning nearly identical chicken indices, only nine weeks left in the season, and a year's worth of groceries at stake.

Can you stand it?  No.  Nobody can.