IT BEGINS!

Congratulations to Jason Dockendorff, who was Eliminized shortly after the 2004 NFL Kickoff Extravaganza! Jason ties the 2002 record of Gord Cook, who also fell short of making his opening Sunday.

As for the rest of you, your fate lies in the hands (talons? hooves?) of Philly or St. Louis, so we're nicely set up for another Opening Day Massacre.